ALMOST FINAL COPY EXECUTIONS

When you’re stuck behind that old bat doing 30 in 50

Naturally you’re smiling,

Breathe Happy Thoughts

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When Mr mid life crisis in the flashy car cuts you off like he’s king of the road,

Naturally you’re laughing.

Breathe Happy Thoughts

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When you wake up at some stupid hour to crawl to work in gridlocked traffic

Naturally you’re feeling happy,

Breathe Happy Thoughts

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When today’s not your day and every single traffic light is turning red on you,

Obvilously your stoaked

Breathe Happy Thoughts

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When the kids are being a pack of little shits and you’ve got 101 things to do,

Naturally you’re smiling 

When you’ve got the brat pack in the back

Breathe Happy Thoughts

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When that lazy twit can’t even lift his pinky to flick on his indicator

Naturally you’re…

Breathe Happy Thoughts

Mood enhancing air freshener

When that stain in the super charged V8 is all up in your rear view,

Naturally you’re smiling,

Breathe Happy Thoughts

Mood enhancing air freshener