NANA When you’re stuck behind that old bat doing 30 in 50Naturally you’re smiling,The old girl’s still got it, that’s blimming fast for her age. Breathe happy thoughts, New therapeutic air freshener Helping to refresh and relax your drive. The Mood enhancing air fresheners High roller When that plonker in the flashy car cuts you off like he’s king of the road,
Naturally your laughing,
Gotta love a mid life crisis
Breathe happy thoughts.When Mr life crisis in the flashy car cuts you off like he’s king of the road,
Naturally you’re laughing.
When Mr Important in the flashy car acts like king of the road,
Naturally your laughing,
He’s got to be wasting a bit on that mind life crisis
When that plonker in the shiny car acts like king of the road,
Pushes in front of you without even the courtesy of a wave.
When that plonker in the flashy car thinks hes king of the road,
not even having the courtesy to give you a wave.
Naturally your laughing,
He’s got to be wasting a bit of money on that mid life crisis.
Obviously your laughing,Got to love a mid life crisis Traffic When you wake up at some stupid hour to crawl to work in gridlocked traffic
Naturally you’re feeling happy,
Can’t wait to see my bosses face when he hears today’s inventive late story.
Breathe Happy thoughts
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When you wake up at some stupid hour to crawl to work in gridlocked traffic
Naturally you’re feeling happy.
Lights When today’s not your day and every single traffic light is turning red on you, Obvilously your stoakedWhat shenanigans are people up to at this light? Breathe Happy thoughts
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When today’s not your day and every single traffic light is turning red on you,Naturally you cheer up, What shenanigans are people up to at this light.Its amazing what you see when you take the time to lookNaturally you’re stoaked,What shenanigans are people up to at this light.Its amazing what you see when you take the time to look (Art direction – low angle – person grinning eyes looking to the side – and lightly see in the background someone sneakily picking their nose) Obviously your stoaked,What shenanigans are you going to see at this light,a private performer? Nose picker? Or if your really lucky a really snazzy personalized number plate Obvilously your stoakedWhat shenanigans are people up to at this light? Naturally you cheer up,After all there are some classic private performers at this light Naturally you cheer up,What shenanigans are people up to at this light.Its amazing what you see when you take the time to look When today’s not your day and every single traffic light is turning red on you, Obvilously your stoaked. Mum When the kids are being a pack of little shits and you’ve still got 101 things to do, Naturally you’re smiling They will only be little for so long When the kids are being a bunch of rat bags in the back and you’ve still got 101 things to do,Of course you’re smiling They will only be little for so long. When the kids are being a pack of little shits in the back and you’ve still got 101 things to do Naturally your grinning,They will only be little for so long When the kids are being a pack of little ‘ish’tigs in the back and you’ve still got 101 errands to run Naturally you’re grinning,They will only be little for so long. Breathe Happy thoughts
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Art direction - mum looking in rear view sneakily grinning to the back – smiling peacefully but thankfully Non-indicator When that lazy twit can’t even lift his pinky to flick on his indicatorNaturally you’re……. Relieved When that tosser wastes your time without bothering to complete the simplest of courtesy of flicking on his indicator Unsurprisingly you have a wee chuckle,… When that lazy wanker thinks its to much effort to lift his pinky to flick on his indicator When that tosser is so simple he can even flick a lever to indicate where he’s going Unsurprisingly you have a wee chuckle, When that tosser's to self absorbed he can't even flick his indicator.…( need to find a positive way to look at this ) Tailgater When that stain in the super charged V8 is all up in your rear view, Naturally you’re giggling, Wonder what he’s overcompensating for. When that ‘cool guy’ in the super charged V8 is all up in your rear view, Of course you’re giggling,Wonder what he’s overcompensating for. Pure essential oils blended to help you relax and enjoy your journey Of course you're smiling,wonder how BIG his dog is art direction - (rotty in the back of his car only can slightly see it ) Of course you’re feeling sorry for him,He’s got to be over compensating for something. Of course your smiling,His mother would be so proud Of course your cool, calm and collected,After all take away the muffler, the rims and that cracker of a hair do and he would shine up pretty nice.
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